I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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