Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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