I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
