Say something about gay babies.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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