does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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