**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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