I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i already hear my dad disowning me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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