i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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