we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm getting married
To pizza
I think people are normalizing furries
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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