He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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