My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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