So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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