Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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