did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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