If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You made out with two different species that night
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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