you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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