if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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