It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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