marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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