Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
