redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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