they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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