at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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