Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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