No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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