I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Rumble strips road head = magical
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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