My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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