let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
i think my cat just said my name.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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