Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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