Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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