Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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