No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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