is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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