HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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