ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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