I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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