If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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