Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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