So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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