Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize