too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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