I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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