its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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