This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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