I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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