ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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