I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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