I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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