She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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