Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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