took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
this hospital has no fireball
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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