there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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