She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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