She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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